Idol on set alright look alive people 　　我们的大明星来了，好了，看着台下的观众 　　And we're live in 5 4 3 2 　　直播马上开始：5，4，3，2 　　Welcome back to the land of r-reality 　　欢迎来到现实世界 　　Wait, lets get it again with a little more personality 　　等等，我们再录一次，再加点情绪 　　Welcome back to the land of r-reality 　　欢迎来到现实世界 　　Great now, say I want the world to see the real me 　　这次不错，照着我的说，说我想给世界展示一个真实的自己 　　Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy 　　不要多吃，别贪睡，保持健康 　　And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family 　　让你的家人来看，无所谓，不占我们的预算 　　I heard they hired us our own attorney 　　我听说他们雇了自己人当律师 　　No conflict of interest there, don't you worry 　　不争了，不会有麻烦的，别担心 　　Look over there at the Hollywood sign 　　你向窗外看看那巨大的好莱坞标志 　　Sign, sign right there on the dotted line 　　签个名吧，签在这条线这里 　　Pretend you're dating. It's great for ratings 　　对公众谎称你在约会某人，这能提高曝光率 　　Look into the camera 　　看着镜头 　　America's waiting 　　美国都在等着看你呢 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　眼见不一定为实 　　In the La La Land that you see on your screen 　　在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　都是虚幻的泡沫 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界 　　I feel a little under the weather 　　我感觉不太好 　　We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better 　　我们从比弗利山庄给你买了药，你会感觉好点的 　　No such thing as a winner or a loser 　　没有输和赢 　　Everyone's a winner said Every producer 　　我们都是赢家，每个制片人都这样说 　　It ain't our call, it's America's honey 　　我们说了不算，甜心，这得看美国的趋势 　　It's not our decision, but your time is our money 　　我们无法做决定，你的时间关系到我们的钱途 　　We need more energy 　　我们要赚更多钱 　　We need more ratings 　　我们要更高的曝光率 　　Dance for the camera 　　在镜头前卖力起舞 　　America's waiting 　　整个美国都在等着看你呢 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　眼见不一定为实 　　In the La La Land that you see on your screen 　　在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　都是虚幻的泡沫 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界 　　Lights and camera 　　镁光灯和闪烁的镜头 　　Cut, that's me, Just like that like one, two, three 　　停下!再来一次，3，2，1 　　Take all of your clothes off please 　　把衣服都脱下来好吗 　　We're gonna need 'em back for the finale 　　在最后一幕你会穿上的 　　Someone call security, and escort her out to the street 　　叫保安来!把她扔到街上 　　You should probably call an Uber 　　你要不要打个车 　　It might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi) 　　这个时间可能很难打到车了 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　眼见不一定为实 　　In the La La Land that you see on your screen 　　在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的 　　Everything ain't always what it seems 　　都是虚幻的泡沫 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界 　　Don't believe everything that you read 　　也不要相信你读到的新闻 　　In the La La Land of reality 　　在这虚幻的真实世界